10 Best Sarcastic Break Up Memes

 


10 Best Sarcastic Break Up Memes

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. — Jerry Seinfeld.” Well, couldn’t agree anymore! Break ups can be sad, disgusting, even happy…but they are never easy to deal with. Even if you are sure that you wouldn’t continue with this guy or girl, you still search for the right words, right time, or the right place to break the “Breaking News” to your partner! Ever wondered, how many permutations and combinations your mind goes through before you actually and finally decide “today is the day I’ll earn my freedom!”? Well, let’s not make it any more complicated than the situation you already are into! Don’t want to seem too emotional or attached while breaking up? TheBreakupCafe brings to you a list of most sarcastic break up memes ever!

10 Best Sarcastic Break Up Memes

This Break up season, don’t be serious. Be Sarcastic! Here’s a roll of really funny and sarcastic takes on break up and if you find anything in close resemblance to you, don’t hesitate to use it!

10. When You’re Too Direct for Unnecessary Loops!

Are you extremely straight forward? As straight and forward as the rain pouring down from the skies? Well, then circling into unnecessary loops for conveying a break up is just not the way out for you! Probably you should simply trigger out like a bullet, hit your “going to be” ex and be done with it in seconds.

Seems like you? Well, suits you! When you already know what is right for you, what’s the fun in waiting? Right?! Be Quick and Savage! Leave no trace for comebacks.

9. Going the Long Way!

Not so direct about your feelings? Or don’t want to directly break it to your girlfriend or boyfriend? Dude, check this meme! This is an ideal display of going the long way yet making your thoughts clear by the end of the conversation!

Smart, isn’t it? Who would have thought from Selene, Britney, to Justin, it will end with your so-called relationship. A really sharp yet sarcastic break up approach!

8. When Interests Collide!

This is an unique way to drop the bomb on your lover! It’s just like two opposite ends coinciding! When on one hand you are thinking of saying “Sayonara” to him, he, on the other hand is planning for ringing the wedding bells, making babies, god knows what more! But clearly, something just like this conversation, will “poof out” all the dream bubbles of your lover! X_X

Ooopss…Terrible? Well, yeah, but Terrifically Sarcastic as well! Can you deny that? Do you think you can do this to some one you have been in relationship for a while? Think about it may be, or may be not!

7. When You Don’t Even Care!

Sometimes, your relationship reaches a point after which you don’t seem to give a damn about each other. You know there’s no soul left in it except for the fact that you guys are just holding on to the last thread. Rather, waiting for the other one to just leave so that you don’t have to even waste energy on it. Well, the following meme is precisely what explains something like this!

You simply don’t even care when the other one breaks up with you, except for relief and good riddance!Sarcastic break up indeed!

6. The “Magic Trick” Trick!

Well, This one is Classic! Funny! Tricky! and really one of the shortest sarcastic break up memes. Are you not good with words? Are you not so emotionally attached? Do you just want to get over with it in shortest possible time? Dude, the “Magic Trick” trick might just work for you!

LOL. What can your ex probably say after this? He’ll be thunder-struck! And you will be out of your pretty-much-unwanted relationship in what, 20 seconds? Woah! that’s like being Flash!

5. When the “Magic Trick” Trick Fails!

Ever wondered if the above trick fails? What if your Lover is a sarcastic nerd himself? Difficult situation right? Well, not at all. Even if the “Magic Trick” Trick goes down, you can still make it work. Check the following meme!

This one still makes it pretty clear how uninterested you are to be with this guy or chick. And Ending things with him or her is all you are looking for!

4. The “Great Wall” of Love — English

It sucks when you are hi-tech and all classy, but the person you are dating sucks in English! Lets face it, it’s such a big turn off when the basic language becomes a reason of annoyance! You simply don’t even even want to look at his conversations.

Yes, it’s that irritating! Are you wondering how would you introduce this person to your friends? How would you take this person to your office parties? It just feels like a sexual fling and now you want to get rid of it? Just say this babe!

3. The Players

Are you a player? Don’t wanna get involved into anything serious! Or, are you dating a Player? Who might ditch you any moment! Either ways, the following reply is a perfect shot to deal with the Playboys or Playgirls! Go for it!

So, whether you are a player yourself or dating a player, don’t get played either ways! Give a good taste of your mind to your ex before you call it off. Come out victorious, like a Queen!

2. The Perfect Revenge

Couldn’t say anything when your boyfriend broke up with you? Sometimes words leave us when faced with an extremely over-whelming situation! Probably you were dumbstruck when your ex called it off with you. But ever since you were looking for an opportunity to give it back to him! Check this one out!

Well, it doesn’t always have to an Xbox. You know what your ex loves the most. So if you have access to it, and you want him to suffer a little, go for the perfect break up revenge of all!

1. That’s the Point, Baby!

This meme is one of the most funny break up memes of all! This is simply, perfectly put emotions one could ever express!

Now, that you are well aware of the best sarcastic break up memes of all times, let us know in the comments which one you liked the most. Also if you have any sarcastic break up lines, fill us in. May be we can feature it in our posts! Like I said, this Break up season, don’t be serious. Be Sarcastic!

Cheerio!

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